by Tanner Dempsey Mushkeau
(youngest household cat)
One of my jobs as a house kitty iz to help my mommy when she iz in her study. I iz learning to be a good office assistant. Here iz some of my jobs:
I checks the wastebasket.
I checks every little crevice.
It looks OK.
I unpacks boxes.
I clears off the desk top. I don't clean floors though.
I dusts the keyboard. My tail iz a good duster.
I iz learning to use office supplies. It iz not easy to get the top off a pen.
I might be biting the wrong end.
I haz not quite figured out how the stapler works either.
When I get it to work, I will test it on Jim-Bob's tail.
That reminds me: Another job I haz is that I tries to keep other cats from messing up the desk, but it iz not easy. Sometimes I haz to remind Chloe that she haz to get down.
Chloe iz not too bad to deal with. Her brother Jim-Bob iz a big problem. No matter how nice I asks him to leave, he won't go. Sometimes he wants to fight me.
I hate when Jim-Bob wins the fight.
One of these days, he will realize that I iz the boss on this desk top.