Peevish Pen

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I'm an elderly retired teacher who writes. Among my books are Ferradiddledumday (Appalachian version of the Rumpelstiltskin story), Stuck (middle grade paranormal novel), Patches on the Same Quilt (novel set in Franklin County, VA), Them That Go (an Appalachian novel), and several Kindle ebooks.

Friday, August 30, 2013

Self-Pubbing Advice


Yesterday, I joined three other self-published authors (JB Bonds—who is actually Brenda Rowell and her sister Jane), Sally Roseveare, and Kimba Dalferes) to present a program on self-publishing at the Westlake library. 

Kimba, Jane, and Brenda.
 I was surprised how many folks—mostly retirees—turned out. 


Apparently a lot of Smith Mountain Lake area people have written, or are in the process of writing, books. 


We had a great discussion, but it ended way too soon.  


Anyhow, if you’re wondering about self-publishing, here’s a bit of advice:

Do you really want to self-publish?
Maybe you have a great idea for a book, and you’ve spent months or years getting that idea into manuscript form. You really want to be discovered by a big name agent (not a scammy agent) who will sell your book to a major publishing house, and within a few months your book will be made into a movie. That’s what you really want, isn’t it? Alas, the odds are against you.

Having your book picked up by a major publisher might happen. It happens every day—but not to everyone. You can spend years querying and/or sending your manuscript out to agents and editors. Eventually, you’ll get replies saying, “Your manuscript doesn’t meet our needs.” You might query a few publishers you’ve found on the Internet, but some of these are ones you have to beware of. After a few years, you’ll see the writing on the wall—or at least the writing on a wall covered with rejection slips. You will consider self-publishing.

Why do you want to publish? 
If your answer is “to share my feelings with the world,” don’t publish. You may “share your feelings” with a select few—maybe friends or family. The rest of the world doesn’t care about your feelings. Make copies for the select few and save yourself some money.
If your answer is “I write just like David Baldacci/Lee Smith/Sharyn McCrumb/John Grisham/insert name of favorite author,” let them publish instead of you. They write just like themselves, too, and they were there first. If your answer is “I have a good story that’s not quite like anything that anybody has written before,” then you want to publish.
If your answer is “I want to preserve local history in a way that no one has done before,” then you want to publish.
If your answer is “I have some family stories that a lot of people—not just my family—can relate to,” then maybe you want to publish.
And there are other reasons why you might want to publish.
However, wanting to publish and being ready to publish are not the same.

Are you ready to self-publish?
If your manuscript had been purchased by a commercial publisher, it would have been groomed for errors in both content and mechanics. Plot holes would have been filled. Characters would be developed. Those little typos, the dangling modifier or two, the wrong tense, all those passive verbs—those little problems would no longer exist.
But if you’re self-publishing, odds are good that unless you’ve got a good eye for style, punctuation, grammar, and syntax—as well as content development, your manuscript could use a little help.

How do you get help?
You need critical readers. No matter how good a mechanic your brother-in-law might be, he probably doesn’t know diddly about writing. Now matter how well read the lady across the street might be—you know the one, she’d just LOVE to read the book she heard that you’re writing because she always wanted to write herself but she just didn’t have what it takes—well, you get the picture. You don’t want to ask just anyone to read your manuscript. Beside, your brother-in-law will probably hate it and the lady will probably love it. So, what do you do?

Find an editor. Be warned that there is no editor certification board. No license exists to prove that an editor can actually edit. Anyone can call himself or herself an editor. The back pages of Writers Digest are full of ads from editors who will be delighted to work with you. You know better to mess with them—maybe you know an English teacher who needs a project for the summer and would just be so thrilled to see her name in the acknowledgments. But be warned that not all English teachers, no matter how much they intimidated you in high school—can actually edit. A background in English helps, but it’s not everything. An editor should have a college degree, though (you have to actually write papers in college) and a good background in literature and at least one advanced grammar class. The editor should actually have edited something of some substance—the PTA newsletter, the junior high newspaper, and the neighborhood magazine that folded after two issues don’t count. The editor should have a bunch of writing credits—ask to see them. 

Join a writers groupBefore you even think of finding an editor—if indeed you need one—get the kinks worked out of your manuscript in your writers group. If you join two writers groups, odds are good that you’ll get different advice from both of them—and that’s OK. Don’t be afraid to show your manuscript to anyone for fear that they’ll steal your ideas (they have their own ideas). You want input on what works, what doesn’t work, and what to do about what doesn’t work. After a while, you’ll find a couple of individuals with whom you can work. These are not people who tell you how absolutely wonderful your work is; these are nit-picky individuals who have the guts to tell you your participles dangle and your cliché-infested sentences aren’t working and you have an unnecessary adverb after every single verb. These individuals will scream at you, “Show—don’t tell, for goodness sakes!” until you stop telling and start showing. At first you will hate these people (How dare they suggest that your work isn’t flawless!); then you’ll appreciate them. Then you’ll revise your manuscript—probably several times.

Learn to format. Besides getting your writing just right, you need to know how to format. You must be at least somewhat computer literate—or know someone who is. Writing in longhand is passé, although a few still insist—like I used to —that words have to flow from my brain, down my arm, through the black pen I grasp in my fingertips and onto the yellow legal pad/crisp white sheet of paper/handmade parchment made from the skin of an old rival/whatever. Get over it! Let the electrical energy from your brain flow down your arm and through your fingertips and onto your keyboard where words magically appear on the screen. Rewriting on the computer is a heckuva lot easier than rewriting in longhand. Plus it’s faster and easier to read.
Your delete key can be your best friend. Cut and paste doesn’t involve scissors—it’s magic!
Learn how to set indents (no, don’t just hit the tab key!) and how to select a readable font. And for goodness sakes, don’t put two spaces after a period—or any other mark of punctuation— when you word process. That’s typing! And use curly quotes, not those little straight thingies. And know when to use an em dash and when to use an en dash (and figure out how to do it). Never type two hyphens (--) when you mean a dash. And learn to justify your text—real books don’t have ragged left margins. Real books don’t have hyphens when dashes are called for. Real books usually aren’t in a cutesy font. Real books don’t have three exclamation points at the end of a sentence followed by “he exclaimed.”
When your manuscript is as polished as you can make it—and you’re sure you want to do it yourself, you’re ready to investigate printing services. (But first, read about the top ten self-publishing mistakes.)

Options: Self, POD, & Vanity
A self-published writer has a few options. One is to completely self-publish (lots of money needed up-front for a print run). Another is print-on-demand (via Lulu or CreateSpace). A third is subsidy publishing (aka vanity publishing), but that can be expensive. Victoria Strauss of Writer Beware defines these terms here.
If you think you can sell at least 1,000 copies, complete self-publishing might be the way to go. Of course you need an ISBN number (Bowker sells them here for $125 each.) You’ll also need a bar code, but hold off on that until you know what kind your printer wants.)
So, you’ve gotten your ISBN. Now comes the fun part. You find a printer. Finding the right printer is sort of like finding the right spouse. You want somebody compatible, somebody who’ll keep promises, somebody who’ll make you look good. You can’t just go to the nearest bar and pick up a printer.
The back of Writers Digest lists printers who are eager for your business. However, you can’t just pop in on them. They’re a long way away from you. How do you check up on them? And shipping those books will cost extra. The local phone book is full of printers. The catch is that not all of them print books. And quality varies. So how do you know? Your best bet is to check with local printers.
Ask other local self-published writers what printer they used. If their books look lousy, don’t use that printer. If their books looked good, consider that printer. And while you’re asking, find out if they had particular problems with a printer. Did the printer deliver what was promised?
When you’ve accumulated a few names of printers, go visit them. Pop in unannounced just to see how organized they are and if someone can attend to you right away. Is the printing done on the premises? Ask to see other books that they have printed. A good printer will have a wide variety on display. Check the quality of paper. Can you see print through it? Is the printing blurry? Is the book poorly bound?
If you like the quality of the printer’s work, get an estimate. If you’re writing history, you might want hardbound. If you’re writing fiction—or non-fiction that will soon be out-dated—you want soft cover. Soft cover is way cheaper than hardcover.
Will the printer design a cover or are you responsible. Keep in mind that full color costs more than two-color. The more copies you print, the cheaper the price per copy. In general, your asking price per book will be double your first run publishing cost plus 20%. Stores like to have the book’s price already printed on the cover. Usually you will put down a portion of the cost—up to 50%—when you place your order. You will have to pay for everything if full when you pick up the books. (If you plan to sell all your books yourself, get you business license and sales tax number in advance—that way you don’t have to pay the sales tax on your books; If you plan to sell a few books yourself but most you will wholesale to stores who will collect sales tax, then you will pay sales tax on your printing order. Decide in advance what you’ll do.) After you’ve gotten several estimates, make your decision. A few printers (not many—and it costs more) will take hard copy, but most want your work on disk. Usually the printer will tell you how your work should be formatted—or not formatted. A good offset printer will have your books within a month or less.
Do you have storage space for a thousand books? That’s probably the number of your first press run. A thousand books take up about the same amount of space as a refrigerator and you often have to transport them yourself. Mine took up about 2/3 of the back of my pick-up when I picked them up from Commonwealth Printers in Radford.
But full press runs aren’t practical unless you know you can sell a lot of copies fast. Not many folks still self-publish with an entire press run these days. There are other ways to get your book out.

Print-on-demand: Not many folks still self-publish with an entire press run these days. Print-on-demand requires a lot less money up front, and there are lots of print-on-demand services. Currently, the two most popular are CreateSpace and Lulu. These require a bit of skill, but it’s learnable. And they’re way cheaper than a offset press run.

Publishing services: If formatting a book intimidates you, you might want to try a vanity press. Costs vary from reasonable to pricey, depending on the options you choose.
While there are many reputable services, many scams abound. Check Writer Beware, Preditors and Editors, and the Absolute Write “Bewares & Background Checks” forum before you sign a contract. Look at some books published by the company. Ask people who have used the service what their experiences have been.

E-books: Publishing via Amazon’s Kindle costs nothing and is fairly easy to do. Amazon is the major retailer for e-books and, thank to the free Kindle app, readers can read Kindle books on their computers, tablets, or smart phones. Other e-publishing sources are Smashwords and Barnes & Noble’s Nook.

At any rate, do research—and know what you’re getting into—before you commit. A good starting point is this article and resource list from self-published author Matt Iden

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Thursday, August 29, 2013

Just Made It

Hay-baling was done on Polecat Creek Farm. Because the ground was still wet from last week's rains, it had taken the cut hay an extra day to cure out. Saturday and Sunday's bright blue weather had given way to clouds on Monday and and an overcast sky on Tuesday.

Tuesday afternoon, the hay was dry enough to make. My husband raked and his partner followed with the baler. The point field was the first they finished.



The top field—our biggest hayfield—was next. 


In the picture below, you can see my husband raking the hay into windrows for the baler.


When he finished raking the top field, he headed for the side field. 


The unraked hay lay thick.


Soon, under the cloudy sky, he was making some headway . . .

. . . and making some windrows.


I didn't stick around to watch this field being baled. But, when it was done, Polecat Creek Farm produced 57 bales total—which was pretty good. 

Even better, the baling was finished before the rain came—which it did Tuesday night. My husband and his partner finished just in time. 
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Saturday, August 24, 2013

Fair Weather Day

Today was the first clear nearly cloudless day we've had since I don't remember when. Absolutely no threat of rain! Look how blue the sky was:


Because Melody has a small hoof abscess, she had been wearing her big blue Davis boot for over a week (with a bandage change mid-way). Now, with the pasture drying, she could up-grade to a bandage made of a diaper, Vet Wrap, and duct tape.

 First I shaped the duct tape and assembled the other materials so they'd be easy to reach.


After removing the boot, my husband held up Melody's hoof while I diapered it (newborn size makes a nice hoof bandage) and wrapped it in purple Vet Wrap.


The I slapped on my duct-tape bandage, pulled the edges up, and added a few more strips of tape to secure it. The duct-tape will help protect the underlying layers.


When we opened the gate, Melody fairly pranced into the pasture where she grazed under a clear blue sky.


Because we're due for several days of clear weather, it was a good day to cut hay on Polecat Creek Farm. This is our point field—and the hay is down. 


Here's another view, taken from the edge of our top field.


Here's the hay being cut in the top field.


. . . and here's hay on the ground.


This evening, we rode by the farm to check on things, and the smell of curing hay was wonderful. My husband will rake it in a day or two.

"Make hay while the sun shines," the old saying goes.  

"And change a horse's hoof bandage," I might add.
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Thursday, August 22, 2013

Self Publishing Experience

On August 29, three other Lake Writers and I will do a "Spotlight on Self-publishing" presentation at the Westlake Library. Publicity has already appeared in the media:


Sally Roseveare, author of two Smith Mountain Lake murder mysteries and the best-selling author of the group, has already given some writing tips on Daytime Blue Ridge a few months ago. Kimba Dalferes' memoir, I Was in Love with a Short Man Once, was published in 2011. JB Bonds (who is actually two sisters, Jane McCoy and Brenda Rowell) published the novel Rainbow's End in 2013. 



I have been involved in self-publishing since 2001, when—thanks to a partial grant from Smith Mountain Arts Council—I published my novel, Patches on the Same Quilt. The book was printed at Commonwealth Printing in Radford, Virginia, on an offset press that was huge. It took me two years to sell my first press run of a thousand, but at the year of the first year, I'd made back my part of the investment back. Over the past decade, I've sold nearly eight hundred copies of the second press run. Not great sales, but better than nothing. Now Patches on the Same Quilt is a Kindle e-book. It cost me nothing to publish Patches on Kindle.


After Patches, I gave vanity publishing a try. (Unlike complete self-publishing where the author is in charge of everything—hiring the printer, getting ISBN, EAN and bar-code, picking the paper and font, etc.—in vanity publishing you pay a fee for a company to format and set up your book for print-on-demand publishing. The company makes a lot of decisions that a self-publishing author would otherwise make, and the company owns the ISBN.)  I'd met a representative for Infinity Publishing at a writers conference and he gave me me a discount of the set-up fee for Peevish Advice, a collection of my "Peevish Advice" columns. I still had to buy copies of the book to resell, but at least I didn't have to store a thousand copies in the garage. 


Peevish Advice was followed by a collection of mostly winning short stories, The Girl Who Raced Mules (2003); a collection of stories for children, Where There's A Will (2005); and another collection of columns, More Peevish Advice. My profits, however, were exceedingly modest. Infinity was a good company when it was family-owned. Now, it offers lots of products an author doesn't need and is always pushing pricey "specials" via e-mail. I won't use it again.

After deciding that I wouldn't pay to publish anymore, I queried commercial publishers. A small press, Cedar Creek Publishing, published my last two books—Ferradiddledumday (2010) and Stuck (2011). While I didn't get an advance, I did get royalties and a big box of free books each time. 


Again, my profits were modest, but better than the vanity route.

After I learned that e-publishing was easier than I thought, I e-published Patches and recycled some of my stories into e-books. Rest in Peace is a 99¢ collection of my three Sherwood Anderson Contest winners, and Over Coffee is a 99¢ collection of five stories of awkward relationships. Two of the Rest in Peace stories were originally in The Girl Who Raced Mules, as were two stories in Over Coffee.



Since I'd retained the e-rights to Stuck when I contracted with Cedar Creek, I also published Stuck as a Kindle e-book. Cedar Creek Publishing generously allowed me to use the print cover for the e-book.

Through the years, I've run into some folks who think that all they have to do is publish a book and they'll get rich. That's highly unlikely to happen. Self-publishing isn't a field of dreams—readers won't necessarily come. Without a big publisher's marketing department behind you, most readers won't even know your book exists. Most of your sales will be directly to the reader at personal appearances you make. Your marketing plan will be based on the books in the trunk of your car.

Before considering self-publishing, an author needs to have perfected his/her craft—and needs to have a good editor, critique group, or Beta readers. Writing "The End" on a manuscript isn't the end. It's the beginning of rewriting and revising and polishing. Then there's the whole promotion aspect.

I've posted some writing advice on this page of my website. Some books about writing that I recommend are on this blog post.

I'll give more advice at the Westlake Library next Thursday. All of us will.
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Saturday, August 17, 2013

Up on the Roof

My first chore of the morning is to feed the resident critters. This morning, I was running a little late. (My husband had already started the coffee and let some of the house-cats and garage critters out.) When I catered Potter the Porch Cat's breakfast, I heard a meow from out of thin air—but no cat in sight. Then I looked up.


Chloe was on the roof. It looked as if she might be ready to come down, but the distance was a bit far.


I went to the back of the house and called her. Soon she appeared.


She checked out how far it was from gutter to deck. Too big a leap for a small kitty.


So she went to the western corner of the roof where the red-top tree hangs over.


After checking the distance, she made a leap onto the branch . . .



. . . and soon started down.


Meanwhile the barn critters were getting impatient. When I drove to the barn, Twiggy and her children Spotz and Sherman were waiting on the flatbed where they like to be fed.


Olivia—Chloe and Jim-Bob's mother who made a career change from house-cat to barn-cat—was waiting near her flatbed.


Soon Twiggy, Spotz, and Sherman were eating. . . .


. . . and so was Olivia. 


The sound of a hoof banging against the gate alerted me that Melody wanted to be fed NOW. As soon as her breakfast was in the bucket, she started wolfing it down. She hadn't even taken the time to shake the shavings from her mane.


And that's how this morning began. Perhaps Chloe was inspired by this song from the summer of 1962:


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Thursday, August 15, 2013

One Small Thing

Today I sat in the gazebo for a few minutes. While there, I noticed something—a very small something. Do you see it?


Look a little closer. Do you see it now?


It's on the handle of the shovel.


It's a tiny toad who is no doubt waiting for a tiny bug to come along.


See how he (or maybe she?) compares to the nail head in the picture below.


Sometimes, unless we look closely, we miss small details.


I'm glad I noticed the toad.
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Saturday, August 10, 2013

Not for the Claustrophobic

This post is about health matters—no kitties.

Yesterday, I had a new experience—an MRI. For the last couple of months, I've been plagued by leg pains, sometimes so bad I have trouble walking. Finally I convinced my doctor to refer me to an orthopedist, who diagnosed my problem as sciatica. Because X-rays don't show nerves, he recommended  an MRI. Yesterday I went to at Carilion Franklin Memorial to get one.


I'm glad the long tunnel-like entrance has grab bars on both sides. I couldn't have walked it without them.


Once I was inside, things moved pretty fast.

"Do you have claustrophobia?" the nurse asked. I said no, but then I couldn't think of a time when I'd been trapped in a small area. She asked other questions—did I have implants, piercings, tattoos? Again, I answered no. Then I was good to go.

Because I'd Googled what to expect, I wasn't apprehensive. I followed the nurse to the portable MRI unit out back.


We stepped onto a platform, which raised us to the level of a garage door-type thingie, which opened into a room with computers. I deposited my glasses into a basket and went through a door where the actual machine was. Since I'd worn clothing with absolutely no metal, I didn't have to take off anything.

After lying down on a table, having some pillows adjusted and getting earphones (I opted for classical music), the table moved backward into a kind of tunnel-like thingie—like a pod that might transport me to outer space, or something like that. It was a close fit. Then the part over my head got closer. Definitely not for the claustrophobic. But it wasn't bad.

I lay still as death and listened to a Mozart concerto while the machine clunked, banged, jack-hammered, and hummed. The technician had told me it would sound like a car wreck in slow motion. He was right. I thought how being in the contraption was probably not unlike being in your coffin while shovelfuls of dirt where tossed onto you. A coffin would likely have more room, though—and most likely no Mozart.

Then I thought how being inside the contraption was not unlike being in a womb where, while waiting to get born, you had to listen to various noises in the outside world but you couldn't do anything about them.

Then I didn't have time to think about anything else because the noise stopped and I was delivered feet first into the world.

The technician showed me some of the scans on the computer screen. I can honestly say it was a side of myself I'd never seen before.

The scans will be sent to my orthopedist; I'll find out his conclusions next week. Stay tuned.

Meanwhile, if you want to see what getting an MRI entails, there are a bunch of You-Tube videos that explain the procedure a lot better than I did. Here's one: http://youtu.be/DZTXa4qerI4?t=5s.

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