Tiptoe Through the Tulips

Tulips are blooming in my yard now.

As the song* says:

Tiptoe through the window
By the window, that is where I'll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me

Oh, tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me

Knee deep in flowers we'll stray
We'll keep the showers away
And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight
Will you pardon me?
And tiptoe through the tulips with me 

 Meanwhile, just beyond the tulip bed, my husband tills up a small garden plot.

However, you can't tiptoe when you're using one of these:

* For those of (ahem) a certain age who remember Tiny Tim and Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, here's the the song:

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