Write a Novel Based on Clichés
This "Synopsis Generator for the Great American Clichéd Novel" was inspired by a thread on the Absolute Write Forum, one of my favorite writers' sites.
Want to write a really lousy novel using as many clichés as possible? Then, from this list of cliché plots situations, copy and paste whatever you need to make a synopsis for a novel that isn’t worth writing:
A person who appears to be
If you ever do write this novel, you might consider running it through your favorite critique group. Don’t forget to give ’em my critique sheet for the clueless.
Want to write a really lousy novel using as many clichés as possible? Then, from this list of cliché plots situations, copy and paste whatever you need to make a synopsis for a novel that isn’t worth writing:
A person who appears to be
a simple farmboy (or girl)really is (go back to the previous list and chose a different one). However, no one knows his/her secret but a
the last of a vanishing race
a vampire
heir to the kingdom
a scholar
at death’s door
a very ordinary person
kindly wizardwho
hellish boss
wicked step-parent
dragon
next-door neighbor
long lost twin
won’t tell if the price is rightAnyhow, this protagonist is on a quest for
tells the world but nbody listens
uses the information for his/her own gain/nefarious means
doesn’t care
holds the key to the secrets of the universe
is the epitome of evil.
meaning in his/her lifewhile
true love
money and all that it can buy
a way to defeat evil
absolute power
a means of overcoming the heartbreak of psoriasis
escaping from a bad relationship/unhappy home/social pressurewhen he/she finds
trying to reclaim the throne
looking for love in all the wrong places
squandering the family fortune
trying to overcome the heartbreak of psoriasis
writing the great American novel
an old diaryin
a letter
a computer file
a magic sword
a piece of jewelry
a kingdom far awaywhich causes him/her to discover
another time and another place
a closet
the eyes of a child
a dream
another dimension
a dumpster
the secret of happinessand then is able to
the true meaning of (insert favorite holiday)
a lost recipe for chocolate chip cookies
an embarrassing family secret
his/her true identity
live happily ever afterwhile
come to terms with a major problem
become a better person
save the world
make a down-payment on a modest dwelling
fall in love
drive off into the sunset
saving the world from alien invasionwith the help of
escaping death
discovering a cure for an illness
fighting a nameless, faceless evil
marketing a great cookie recipe
returning a lost article
being struck by lightning
a computer geekwhen (pick any two or more)
a dragon
a talking domestic animal
a fairy godmother
a wise-cracking sidekick
the prom date that stood him/her up many years ago
suddenlyThen the protagonist finds himself/herself (pick no more than three)
from out of nowhere
hell broke loose
the dam burst
the heavens opened
the protagonist woke up.
in bedThe above story will
in a kingdom far away
on a space ship
bound for glory
20,000 leagues under the sea
wearing a scarlet letter
in a battle that would determine the fate of mankind
richer than he/she ever imagined
with a new-found knowledge
with a greater empathy for mankind
winner of a lottery
touch your heart
render you speechless
move you to tears
move you to action
move your bowels
waste your time
The End
If you ever do write this novel, you might consider running it through your favorite critique group. Don’t forget to give ’em my critique sheet for the clueless.
1 Comments:
I dunno. A story about a simple farm boy with a secret to hide from his hellish (female) boss might be kinda interesting, especially if there is a wizard involved. :-)
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