Caught in the Act

by Maggie Mae Mushko
(one-year-old border collie)

I keep telling everyone that cats are evil. This picture is proof!

Dylan stole a roll of paper towels and ripped it up! After he finished kicking and clawing the roll to shreds, he left his mess on the floor. It takes an evil, evil cat to do something like this. A border collie would never do such a thing.

Last night while I played step-ball, the cats kept trying to go downstairs. Camilla and I had another confrontation, but she eventually gave up and ran back upstairs. Eddie-Puss smacked me, though, and then ran to Mommy. Dylan—the most evil of all the evil cats (see picture)—slipped past me and kept running around and hiding behind furniture. Finally I nosed him out and ran him back upstairs.

Don’t cats know that a border collie who is busy playing step-ball shouldn’t be bothered?

Cats are evil.